Odds And Ends

So I guess theres this online magazine called bastard magazine and when you first see it you’re like “Awesome!” thinking it will give you tips on how to be more of a bastard and live the bastard lifestyle which could be pretty avant-garde if it was done really well and honestly. But I guess its [...]

Awhile ago my friend Bo mentioned how older guys use much worse bad words and curses than younger guys do.
An example that he mentioned was he had this boss in his early 40’s and they drove by a massage parlor and his boss remarked:
I heard you can get a SUCKOFF there for forty-five dollars!

A guy [...]

Brad Pitt’s mustache and goatee suck and make me really pissed.
I really hate to look at it this smug little brit mustache. I was watching the 2009 golden globe awards tonight and I see Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie and then I see that stupid mustache.
Who do these celebrities think they are? You can’t just [...]

#19 and #21 are my personal favorites. #21 because the girl in the middle just has some insane knockers and #19 is just my type and her shirt is wet in a convenient spot but shes acting like its an accident… On second thought she seems a little suspect, if we went on a date i’d probably put my wallet in my sock but i’d let her earn my trust over time.

Economies better under Democrats than Republicans? Don’t be too sure. Only the fools are certain.

Why is it that you, and other “liberal” people like yourself so savagely condemn Israel , with its democratic government, vocal opposition, free press, a world respected legal system, rights for minorities, etc? In short the only people in the Middle East who adhere by YOUR standards, are vilified whilst you defend the people who trample on democracy, human rights, woman’s in particular, freedom of religion, freedom of speech. need I go on with the list?

I donated some money on kiva. I have mixed feelings.

We say to you that your attempt to bastardise the concepts of these halls will not be answered.

which show sucks less? Will they battle it out in the UFC’s octagon? Do they still call it the octagon? What happened to Dr Octagon? Why don’t we hear about anything octagonal anymore?

2008 sucked long and hard. Including a joke about how people who ride harley davidsons are scumbags, contributed by pete pelmo.