Odds And Ends

Have read this one quite a few number of times still it manages to elicit a smile Not because of the simplicity of men, but the complexity of women You can check So Simple out too, for a poetic version of the same.

How to Impress a Woman:
compliment her,
kiss her,
caress her,
love her,
comfort her,
protect her,
hold her,
spend money on her,
wine & dine her,
listen to her,
stand by her,
support her,
go to the ends of the earth for her.

How to Impress a Man:
show up naked,
bring beer.

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