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	<title>Odds And Ends</title>
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	<description>A mix of miscellaneous items from around the web</description>
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		<title>funny little Johnny jokes, Johnny in trouble !</title>
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One day Johnny was sitting in class and had to go to the bathroom so he raised his hand to ask the teachers permission. The teacher told Johnny if he could say the alphabet he could go to the bathroom. Johnny stumbled through it and got it all wrong and had to hold it.
So Johnny [...]]]></description>
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		<title>funny blonde jokes, Hunting Blondes</title>
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Two Blondes were out hunting. They decided to separate to get a better chance of catching something.
The first blonde says to the other, &#8220;If you get lost, fire three shots into the air every hour. That way I can pinpoint you and find you.&#8221;
After about three hours, the second blonde finds he is really lost. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>funny political jokes, 9/11 Terrorists Attacks</title>
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 Musharraf calls Bush on 11th Sept:
Musharraf: Mr President, I would like to express my condolences to you. It is a real tragedy. So many people, such great building&#8230; I would like to ensure that we had nothing in connection with that&#8230;
Bush: What buildings? What people??
Musharraf: Oh, and what time is it in America now?
Bush: It&#8217;s [...]]]></description>
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		<title>funny internet jokes, 10 Commandments Of E-Mail</title>
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Thou shalt include a clear and specific subject line.
Thou shalt edit any quoted text down to the minimum thou needs.
Thou shalt read thine own message thrice before thou sends it.
Thou shalt ponder how thy recipient might react to thy message.
Thou shalt check thy spelling and thy grammar.
Thou shalt not curse, flame, Spam or USE ALL [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://mix.jokesprank.com/funny-internet-jokes-10-commandments-of-e-mail/</link>
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		<title>funny political jokes, Genius at Work</title>
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At the conclusion of the sermon, the worshipers filed out of the sanctuary to greet the minister.
As one of them left, he shook the minister&#8217;s hand, thanked him for the sermon and said, &#8220;Thanks for the message, Reverend. You know, you must be smarter than Einstein.&#8221;
Beaming with pride, the minister said, &#8220;Why, thank you, brother!&#8221;
As [...]]]></description>
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		<title>funny marraige jokes, Proposal!</title>
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A young lady came home from a date, rather sad. She told her mother, &#8220;Jeff proposed to me an hour ago.&#8221;
&#8220;Then why are you so sad?&#8221; her mother asked.
&#8220;Because he also told me he was an atheist. Mom, he doesn`t even believe there`s a hell.&#8221;
Her mother replied, &#8220;Marry him anyway. Between the two of us, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>funny jokes, One Kiss Per Yard</title>
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Walking up to a department store&#8217;s fabric counter, a pretty girl asked, &#8220;I want to buy this material for a new dress. How much does it cost?&#8221;
&#8220;Only one kiss per yard,&#8221; replied the smirking male clerk.
&#8220;That&#8217;s fine,&#8221; replied the girl. &#8220;I&#8217;ll take ten yards.&#8221;
With expectation and anticipation written all over his face, the clerk hurriedly [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://mix.jokesprank.com/funny-jokes-one-kiss-per-yard/</link>
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		<title>funny jokes, Nature Calls</title>
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Banta&#8217;s driving along the highway one evening when all of a sudden nature calls. He sees a little bar up the way and he pulls into the parking lot.
When he gets inside, he finds the place is packed! The bar is crowded with people trying to get drinks, ladies are dancing on the tables and [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://mix.jokesprank.com/funny-jokes-nature-calls/</link>
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		<title>funny santa banta jokes, Passionate Kisses</title>
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After just a few years of marriage, filled with constant arguments, Banta and his wife Preeto decided the only way to save their marriage was to try counseling. They had been at each others throats for some time and felt that this was their last straw.
When they arrived at the counselor&#8217;s office, the counselor jumped [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://mix.jokesprank.com/funny-santa-banta-jokes-passionate-kisses/</link>
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		<title>funny jokes, The Los Angeles Police Department (LAPD),&#8230;</title>
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The Los Angeles Police Department (LAPD), The FBI, and the CIA are all trying to prove that they are the best at apprehending criminals. The President decides to give them a test. He releases a rabbit into a forest and each of them has to catch it.
The CIA goes in. They place animal informants throughout [...]]]></description>
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