This is a stupid bird jokes one-liners. Very old jokes.
Why do birds fly south for the winter?
Answer: Because it’s too far to walk!
Stupid Bird Jokes One-liners: Why do birds fly south for the winter Jokes
June 8th, 2010Funny jokes, Dinner guest…
May 13th, 2010
“Honey,” said this husband to his wife, “I invited a friend home for supper,”
“What? Are you crazy? The house is a mess, I didn`t go shopping, all the dishes are dirty, and I don`t feel like cooking a fancy meal!”
“I know all that.” Replied the nonchalant husband.
“Then why on Earth did you invite a friend for supper?” said the infuriated wife.
“Because the poor fool`s thinking about getting married.”
Funny hunter jokes, Deer Hunting
May 12th, 2010Two hunters are hunting deer in the Western USA. They spot some deer on a farmer’s land
and they decide to go ask the farmer if he will let them hunt on his land. Only one of the
guys goes to ask.
He says, “Sir, we noticed you got some deer on your land and we wondered if you would
allow us to hunt them?”
The farmer says, “Sure, no problem. But on one condition. I got this old horse that’s real
sick and just about ready to die. I’d appreciate one of you fella’s shootin him for me. I
funny story , funny jokes, Embarrassing!
May 8th, 2010Two girls board a crowded bus and one of them whispers to the other, “Watch me embarrass a man into giving me his seat.”
Pushing her way through the crowd, she turned all of her charms upon a gentleman who looked like he might embarrass easily.
“My dear Mr. Smith,” she gushed, “fancy meeting you here on the bus. Am I glad to see you! Why you’re almost a stranger. My, but I’m tired!”
The sedate gent looked up at the girl. He had never seen her before but he rose and said pleasantly, “Sit down, Monica, my girl. It isn’t often I see you on washday. No wonder you’re tired. Being pregnant isn’t easy. By the way, don’t deliver the wash until Thursday. My wife is going to the District Attorney’s office to see whether or not she can get your husband out of jail.”
funny Santa Banta jokes, funny jokes, Snake Bite
May 6th, 2010Santa and Banta were hiking in the woods when Santa is bitten on the rear end by a rattlesnake.
“I’ll go into town for a doctor,” Banta says.
He runs 10 miles to a small town and finds the town’s only doctor, who is busy delivering a baby.
“I can’t leave,” the doctor says. “But here’s what to do. Take a knife, cut a little ‘x’ where the bite is, suck out the poison and spit it on the ground.”
Banta runs back to his friend, who is in agony.
“What did the doctor say?” Santa asks.
funny cop jokes, funny jokes, Sniffer Dog
May 6th, 2010A man had just settled into his seat next to the window on the plane when another man sits down in the aisle seat and puts his black Labrador in the middle seat next to the man…
The first man looks very quizzically at the dog and asks why the dog is allowed on the plane.
The second man explains, I’m a Drug Enforcement Agency officer and the dog is a Sniffer dog. His name is Smithy and he’s the best there is. I’ll show you once we get airborne, when I put him to work.”