Funny Malaysian Jokes – Say Cheese

August 27th, 2011

Malaysian Jokes

Three dead bodies turn up at the mortuary, all with very big smiles on their faces. The coroner calls the police to show them what has happened. A Detective Inspector is sent and is taken to the first body.
‘Clinton, 60, died of heart failure whilst in bed with his mistress. Hence the enormous smile, Inspector,’ says the Coroner.
The DI is taken to the second dead man. ‘Suharto, 70, made a pile from government funds, and spent it all on whiskey. Died of alcohol poisoning, hence the smile.
‘Nothing unusual here’, thinks the DI, and asks to be shown the last body.
Ah,’ says the coroner. ‘This is the most unusual one. Dr. Maahathirr, 75, struck by lightning.’
‘Why is he smiling then?’ inquires the Inspector.
To which the coroner replies, ‘He thought he was having his picture taken.’ :)

Santa and Jeeto Jokes – Coke Bottle

May 11th, 2011

One morning Santa was in very romantic mood and he saw his sweetheart, his wife Jeeto after waking up from bed. Santa hugged his wife and suddenly his mood changed.

Funny Doctor Joke – Hot Bath

May 5th, 2011

Feeling edgy, a man took a hot bath. Just as he’d become comfortable, the front doorbell rang. The man got out of the tub, put on terry cloth slippers and a large towel, wrapped his head in a smaller towel, and went to the door. A salesman at the door wanted to know if he needed any magazines. Slamming the door, the man returned to the bath.

Funny Family Jokes – I Can’t Hear

May 5th, 2011

An elderly gentleman with serious hearing problems goes to the doctor who fits him with hearing aids that allow him to hear at 100% for the first time in many years.

Clean Funny Jokes – The Old Man & the Truck Stop

May 4th, 2011

An old man was eating in a truck stop when three members of a motorcycle gang walked in.

Funny Economical Theory Of Love

April 30th, 2011

Many crushes & flirts are better than one true love
Because monopoly is always damaging,
&
competition improves efficiency!
Pure economical theory of Love

Santa Singh & Teacher Joke – Multiplication

April 30th, 2011

Teacher : santa, why are you doing your maths multiplications on the floor?

Santa : You asked me to do it without using tables.

Teacher Student Joke – Name

April 29th, 2011

Boy : My Father’s Name is “Laughing” and My Mother’s Name is “Smiling.”
Teacher : You Must be Kidding..?
Boy : No I am “Joking”

Funny Urdu Boyfriend Girlfriend Joke

April 29th, 2011

Girlfriend: Jaan mujay aise propose karo jaise kisi ne na kiya ho…

Boyfrirend: Kamini Behaya I love you,
Muj se shadi kar k meri zindagi tabah kar de zaleel aurat….;)

Funny Short Jokes, Funny Elephant Jokes, Grave Jokes, Pet Animal Jokes

March 24th, 2011

A: Why are you crying?
B: The elephant is dead.
A: Was he your pet?
B: No, but I’m the one who must dig his grave.